Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I have heard about sympathy symptoms

But never that it could be a dog. Unfortunately, Cash has thrown up 4 times over the last 2 days. And what's really unfortunate is that Bo has only been here during one of those. I knew the dog did not really like me. I was starting to think that at 10 1/2 weeks, I was escaping the real morning sickness. I had only had nausea, pretty bad at times, but never throwing up.... until yesterday. If you can believe this, I gagged while sneezing. Yes, I sneezed and then started to salivate. A lot. I started to eat a carrot, which has always helped me, but that was a seriously bad idea. I then went for the frozen popsicle. No good. Me and the popsicle went outside for some fresh air. I've always liked free-range vomiting over the toilet, that is just nasty. Oh, right, the fresh air did not work. I threw up one bite of carrot off of the back patio. I know, I know, you probably weren't expecting this. I don't think the neighbors were either. I promise that I will do my best to make sure this baby has a much class as I do. He or she will have it instilled in them to always, and I mean always, to throw up in the back yard and NEVER the front.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You have no idea how proud I will be of this child when it knows the backyard is the proper place to regurgitate. I mean there are just some things one doesn't do! Meanwhile stay away from carrot/popsicle/cash combinations.